My Personality Metamorphosed Into Best Of Queen

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
generalsolo
charlesoberonn

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

charlesoberonn

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

the-aefe

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

charlesoberonn

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

the-aefe

MY EYES AND EARS

charlesoberonn

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

the-aefe

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

Source: charlesoberonn
vimescore
crying-over-glass-queer
persephonbee

I love how at the end of The Fifth Elephant, the actual villains of the story are: the hatred of open dwarf women which is written in a way that mirrors misogyny and transphobia, and rich people trying to get richer at everyone else's expense.

persephonbee

The second most powerful dwarf calls cheery a slur and Vimes is like if he uses that word in front of me or any of the other watch there will be, as we say in diplomatic terms, repercussions.

And when someone else, I forget who rn, calls cheery a slur detritus stands up to his entire huge terrifying height and says I know what that word means. It is not a nice word. I do not want to hear anyone use that word again

Feels v gender affirming idk

uwanosorade

the fifth elephant really said

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Source: persephonbee
JFJSKJGKSKFKAK PERFECT discworld
calamitys-child
marypsue

Night Watch is one of Sir Terry’s most hopeless novels - and, by the same token, because of the same things, one of his most hopeful.

It’s a parody - and I use that word very loosely, because there’s really nothing funny about it - of Les Miserables. It’s about a failed revolution, and a barricade, and the people who fought and died there for nothing. Nothing changes. Politics with a capital P goes on, and even the most pure and noble of intentions only becomes food for the pit of snakes who pull the strings. The powerful remain powerful, the powerless, despite their solidarity, their desperation, their violence, their hope, remain powerless. Their little lives don’t count at all. Things continue exactly as they always have, minus a few faces in the crowd.

It is also, I think, where we see Sam Vimes at his lowest. Sure, Thud! does similar things in stripping him down, but that is under an outside influence, and he has his family to think of. He has something to fight for.

In Night Watch, though, all of that is taken away. Sam Vimes, eternal cynic, for once has Cassandraic knowledge that his cynicism is absolutely founded. He knows how this will end, and there’s no Corporal Carrot to make the world magically better around him, no Sybil and Young Sam to push through for, no city to protect. The absolute best that he can expect is to succeed, and lose that family, that future, forever. The absolute worst? He dies. Everyone he cares about here dies. And it’s all in vain.

Sam Vimes is an alcoholic. It’s something that we tend to bring up when we’re talking about how amazing he is, how much he’s overcome, but gloss over otherwise. Which is a little sad, because it’s fundamental.

Sam Vimes faced this exact dragon, years ago. Sam Vimes saw there was no way to slay it. He saw the ants eating at the heart of every hope, every effort. He saw the first man he really knew as a good and kind and just - but never passive, never weak - man die, horribly, slain for no reason but petty grudge and Politics. He saw John Keel’s garden wither and die in its bed. He saw the hope of a better, brighter Ankh-Morpork squelched, and the sacrifice of a good man wasted. He saw the world, in all of its rotting, miserable, pestilent despair, spoiling every good thing that dared show its face, its only ordering principle the slow decay of entropy.

Young Sam Vimes had no anchor. Young Sam Vimes had nothing left to turn to but the bottom of a bottle and the smelliest part of an Ankh-Morpork gutter.

Sam Vimes, as of the events of Night Watch, is back there. Not only physically temporally displaced. He has nothing. There is no reason for him to stand up, to take on the role of John Keel, to take responsibility for the barricade, to try to bring Carcer back to justice. To fight the doomed fight. There is nothing between him and finding a quiet seat at the Broken Drum, ordering himself a pint, and giving up. There is nothing between him and despair.

But he gets up anyway. He intervenes anyway. He tries to help anyway, even when he can’t believe it will make any difference. And it doesn’t, in the end.

Except that people lived who, save for the actions of John Keel, would have died. Except it quite literally meant the world to them.

And that’s where the hope is hiding, in this hopeless, bleak, despair of a book. There is no glory. There is no revolution. There is no good thing that cannot be corrupted. There is no point. Except.

The Disc turns on the ‘except’. Always has. Always will.

Source: marypsue
yeah...... yeah.... ;;-;; Discworld
calamitys-child
datsderbunnyblog

I love the dynamic in the Discworld fandom on this site, I think it's mainly because there are a lot of dormant fans, if you will, who've read and loved the books for years but haven't engaged much recently, who sort of reappear whenever a fun post is doing the rounds. It's fantastic. We get the cozy small fandom vibe without the screaming matches, but also get the popular posts from time to time, y'know?

datsderbunnyblog

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YEP. In fact for some people it’s Emotions Day right now.

datsderbunnyblog

To everyone tagging and commenting with some variation of “Oh, I almost forgot that it’s tomorrow!”

“Damn! Damn! Damn! Every year he forgot. Well, no. He never forgot. He just put the memories away like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart. And today, of all days...”

That’s so very meta of you.

bostonbakeddeans

The lilacs have been in bloom for a while so I was afraid they might have already passed before tomorrow... But no. They're still as strong and lovely as ever. It's Feelings Day tomorrow!

Source: datsderbunnyblog
SHIT FUCK IT'S EMOTIONS DAY discworld